Hidey Ho Lump-a-loo-skis! Weekend is right around the corner and all kind of wacky stuff is coming up.

Man what is this 1995? You got Tommy Morrison and Michael Moorer fighting this weekend (not each other and both fights are out of the USA). Somehow Tommy scammed a fight on a PPV under card this weekend. He has a 4 rounder the night of the Julio Cesar Chavez Jr. card. How did he get sanctioned to fight again, no clue, but the fight is in Mexico. I doubt he will ever get a fight in the USA again. Good article about the debacle here on ESPN.

Another old schooler in MMA is fighting next week. Kimbo Slice vs. Tank Abbott. This one is going to be a less than a minute mess. Kimbo is going to kill Tank, who let's be honest, really never was that great of an MMA fighter (10-13 record). Plus he is waayyy past his prime (did he ever have a prime?). Anyways here is a good article about Tank.

OK so the fight I am looking most forward to this weekend is Paul Williams vs. Carlos Quintana. 12 Rounds Welterweights on HBO Saturday night. To me Paulie makes up the welterweight trifecta (Mayweather and Cotto are the other two). I saw Williams fight Antonio Margarito and he looked great. I have no clue how this guy can stay in the welterweight division, he's 6' 1" with an 82 inch reach. Larry says Williams jabs away and gets the unanimous decision. Not sure if they are going to show the heavyweight under card fight, but the guy Cliff Couser's claim to fame is that he once said he was Mike Tyson's brother. Not sure if he is still slinging that BS, but damn he did sure look like Mike!

So that's the deal my little sausage and veals. Have a great weekend. The Lump Man is OUT!

Weekend Boxing Schedule:

FRIDAY - at Dubai, United Arab Emirates - 10 rounds,heavyweights: Michael Moorer (51-4-1, 39 KOs) vs.Shelby Gross (16-3, 13 KOs); 10 rounds, heavyweights:JD Chapman (28-0, 25 KOs) vs. Rich Boruff (17-1-1, 10 KOs).

FRIDAY - at Dover, Delaware (ESPN2) - 12 rounds,cruiserweights: Darnell Wilson (22-5-3, 19 KOS) vs.BJ Flores (20-0, 13 KOs).

FRIDAY - at Boston (Telefutura) - 10 rounds, superbantamweights: Jose Angel Beranza (30-11-2, 25 KOs) vs.Antonio Escalante (16-2, 10 KOs).

FRIDAY - at Miami (Telemundo) - 12 rounds, welterweights:Cosme Rivera (30-11, 2 KOs) vs. Raul Pinzon (15-1, 14 KOs).

SATURDAY - at Union City, New Jersey - 10 rounds,junior middleweights: Henry Crawford (17-0, 8 KOs) vs.Thomas Davis (12-6-2, 7 KOs).

SATURDAY - at Temecula, California (HBO) - 12 rounds,welterweights: Paul Williams (33-0, 24 KOs) vs.Carlos Quintana (24-1, 19 KOs); 10 rounds, welterweights:Andre Berto (20-0, 17 KOs) vs. Michel Trabant (43-2-1, 19 KOs);10 rounds, heavyweights: Chris Arreola (22-0, 20 KOs) vs.Cliff Couser (26-14-2, 14 KOs).

SATURDAY - at Guanajuato, Mexico (TV Azteca) - 10 rounds,light middleweights: Julio Cesar Chavez Jr. (34-1, 27 KOs)vs. Jose Celaya (31-3, 16 KOs); 12 rounds, super bantamweights:Juan Ruiz (21-4, 6 KOs) vs. Bernabe Concepcion (23-1-1, 13 KOs);12 rounds, WBC light flyweight title: Edgar Sosa (30-5, 16 KOs)vs. Jesue Iribe (8-4-1, 4 KOs); 12 rounds, middleweights:Jose Luis Zertuche (19-4-2, 14 KOs) vs. Marco Antonio Rubio(40-4-1, 35 KOs); 4 rounds, heavyweights: Tommy Morrison(47-3-1, 41 KOs) vs. Matt Weishaar (3-0-2, 2 KOs).